

As we were watching the A's get SPANKED and Jake and his pal were eating their lemon squishies, we decided that was the new term for getting your ass kicked. Squishied. And now we can't stop saying it.
You have been squishied.
I am but a court jester in the kingdom of pop culture. Watch me juggle words and dance through the sentences. If it pleases the king and queen, I'll keep my head. Meanwhile, I need to cook dinner.

